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MEN JOKES!
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power cut.

What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.

Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb
One, he just holds it, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Got any good jokes? Email me!!

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