POEMS!
GRANNY
Through every nook and every nanny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up her nose as well, I fear)
All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the Vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)
It blew on man; it blew on beast.
It blew on nun; it blew on priest.
It blew the wig off Aunty Danni -
But most of all it blew on Granny!
Spike Milligan
SNOWBALL
Lovely snowball
Packed with care,
Hit a head
That’s unaware!
Then with freezing
Ice to spare,
Melt and soak
Through their underwear!
Fly straight and true
Hit hard and square,
This, oh snowball
Is my prayer!
Calvin & Hobs
BILL GATES
There was a guy called Bill Gates
Who had a go on some skates
He fell over uncutless
Leaving him nutless
And making him usless on dates
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