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JOKES!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."

The queen had a baby and they fired a 21 gun salute.
The nun had a baby and they fired the dirty old canon.

The pope and Bill Clinton die. But there's a mix-up and the pope goes to hell while Bill goes to heaven. The pope goes to the devil and says "Look Lucifer, there's been a mix up. I should be in heaven."
Devil says "We'll sort it out in the morning, can u sleep here tonight?" In the morning, the pope goes up the ladder to heaven and meets Clinton half way. The pope says "I'm sorry Billy, but I've waited all my life to see the Virgin Mary."
"Sorry mate," said Clinton, "But you're a night too late."

2 nuns r cycling to the nunnery. The first nun says, "We haven't come this way before".
The 2nd nun says, "Must be the cobble stones."

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