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MISC JOKES!

A rabbit goes into a butchers + says "Do U have any carrots?" The butcher says "no". The rabbit comes into the butchers the next day + says "Do U have any carrots?" The butcher says "no". The rabbit comes in the next day + says "have U got any carrots?" The butcher says "If U say that one more time I'm gonna nail your ears to the floor and cut U up." The rabbit comes in the next day + says "Have U got any nails?" The butchers says "no". The rabbit says "Have U got any carrots?!"

A politician walks into the doctors office with a frog on his head.
"Thats nasty", said the doctor.
"I know", said the frog, "it started as a pimple on my backside!"

WHAT DOES TIM HENMAN SAY WHEN SOMEONE HITS HIS BALLS?
"Ouch!"

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